Thoughts and more

When even Jimmy Carr talked about my beard on stage, i knew i had to do something about it.

I made Billy Connolly laugh, when i said to him : “Thanks for making the world a little less beige!” (referring to an old show of him saying everything was beige and boring in the old days.)
His reply “You never guess, last week they gave me beige slippers!”

There is no problem, a “pruts” canĀ“t fix

BBQ is never “out of season”
(Always fun in the snow)

Hey! Cheese with ketchup? Or am i rasping too far?

How much is that in beers? (Talking about a computer related value)

Why did that guy Rorschach only drew naked ladies?

"If something is worth doing, it's worth overdoing."