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She showed us Monty Python, Faulty Towers and Black Adder. THIS is the humour i like, this is for me!
So from that point on i wanted to see English Humour.
There are standup comedians i like, Billy Connolly (seen him live), Eddie Izzard (seen him live), Michael McIntyre and Jimmy Carr (tickets!!!) to name a few.
Life stories, wierd confronting idea’s and realisations of things , Real life observations and Dark humour. (in that order)
But i wanted to tell about TV shows (i try to place them in order):
Monty Python
One of the first things i saw, great stuff. Liked the movies also.
Black Adder
Loved the way it was the character Rowan Atkinson played got smarter every ‘season’, and Tony Robinson (Baldrick) was getting dumber.
The last ‘season’ WWI was when all things where exactly right.
(Yearly rewatch)
Not the nine o’clock news
This one i need to review
The Young Ones
A series that broke boundaries like Monty Python.
First time i notished the perfect duo, Rik Mayall and Ade Edmonson
Fawlty Towers
To few episodes, but each a brilliant piece of work.
Superb characters! (Yearly rewatch)
Red dwarf
Great stuff, loved the characters. And the space setting
Mr Bean
Great (silent) performance of Rowan Atkinson.
Liked his One man show more i think.
Bottom
Then i learned about Bottom. It was the genius jokes and performances.
The 5 liveshows where even more amazing. (Yearly rewatch)
Also i have to mention the movie : Guest House Paradiso
So i went looking for more:
Filthy Rich & Catflap
Secret Policeman’s Ball (not really a TV series)
Then i came across a oldie …
At last the 1948 show
A predecessor of Monty Python with Marty Feldman
Do not adjust your set
Also with guys who did Monty Python later on.
Today i was in Uist on holiday in Scotland, talking about these show.
The B&B owner said “Do you know – Ripping Yarns???”
So that’s the next to find and view!
Others i have to mention:
Alas Smith and Jones
The Bleak Old Shop of Stuff
Allo allo
I got my DIY timelapse slider out of storage, and notished it wasn’t working any more.
I’t was a quick and dirty build, using minimal components and could be build with minimal effort.
We could not take a lot of stuff with us to New Zealand.
Camera and powerbanks, those we always take with us. So i only needed:
It had to be build strong enough to hold a Nikon 750, and didn’t get out of balance when moving the camera on two metal tubes i bought in NZ.
The RPI would not start anymore, just a red power smd led. SO it didn’t boot.
Taking the mini sdcard out of the raspberry trying to put it in my cardreader .. note the trying part.
The damn thing broke into two parts, never seen anything like it.
Damn, did i backup the latest version? No, i used my mobile and wifi in NZ to modify the scripts.
Well .. “We can rebuild him, we have the technology”
How does it work?
Stepper motors move my camera over two metal rods, with ball bearing wheels.
The raspberry controls my nikon using a usb cable. Mounted on the raspberry is a steppermotor hat (adafruit) which can control DC motors and stepper motors. ( In this project i used only one stepper )
The stepper motor carries the platform containing itself, a raspberry and my nikon over the “rails”
Two switches on each side sends a signal to the program to stop.
All timing are set via the Webgui.
Steps
Notes:
Below old 2018 version



New Sdcard. Format, put lite on this
# install gphoto2
apt-get install photo2
# connect nikon with usb, capture test with
gphoto2 --capture-image-and-download --interval 5
# Next steppers
apt-get install python3-pip
pip3 install adafruit-circuitpython-motorkit
# enable I2C
raspi-config -> enable i2c
reboot
# Test python script
import time
import board
from adafruit_motorkit import MotorKit
kit = MotorKit(i2c=board.I2C())
for i in range(100):
kit.stepper1.onestep()
time.sleep(0.01)
# Create a API
apt-get install python3-flask python3-flaskext.wtf
I’m using my phone in Hotspot mode, Timelapser will connect to my phone.
Open a browser and enter : http://<ip of timelapser>:8080/form

Todo: Need to change CSS to mobile responsive gui .. like my quizzer
import time
import subprocess
from flask import Flask, jsonify
from multiprocessing import Process, Value
from flask_wtf import FlaskForm
from wtforms import StringField, PasswordField, BooleanField, SubmitField, TextAreaField
from wtforms.validators import DataRequired
from flask import Flask, render_template, request
from flask import render_template
import board
from adafruit_motor import stepper
from adafruit_motorkit import MotorKit
import RPi.GPIO as GPIO
import os; myenv = os.environ.copy(); myenv["LANG"] = "C"
# NOTE:
# timer = seconds between shots
# speed = distance stepper travel
# Using gpio pins to detect max left/right with switches
# BCM Numbering
GPIO.setmode(GPIO.BCM)
# pullup to 17 & 18
GPIO.setup(17, GPIO.IN, pull_up_down=GPIO.PUD_UP)
GPIO.setup(18, GPIO.IN, pull_up_down=GPIO.PUD_UP)
# Stepper HAT is i2c
kit = MotorKit(i2c=board.I2C())
kit.stepper1.release()
global timer
global speed
timer=0
speed=0
go="nix"
app = Flask(__name__)
app.config['SECRET_KEY'] = 'you-will-never-guess'
class FormForm(FlaskForm):
timer = StringField('timer', validators=[DataRequired()])
speed = StringField('speed', validators=[DataRequired()])
go = StringField('go', validators=[DataRequired()])
submit = SubmitField('Send control')
# Make below in something like : nikon record .. slowly 10s to the right and recording stop?
# Or bounch left/right using gpio sensors
@app.route("/control/<time>/<speed>")
def action(number, message):
time.sleep(1)
# Print form on: http://<IP>:8080/form = start page
@app.route("/form")
def form():
form = FormForm()
return render_template('web.html', title='Web slide control', form=form)
# process form
@app.route('/data', methods = ['POST', 'GET'])
def data():
if request.method == 'GET':
return "The URL /data is accessed directly. Try going to '/form' to submit form"
if request.method == 'POST':
timer = request.form['timer']
speed = request.form['speed']
go = request.form['go']
timer = int(timer)
speed = int(speed)
if timer == 0:
print("Turn off")
p = Process(target=record_loop, args=(False,speed,timer,go))
p.start()
if str(go) == "l":
while GPIO.input(17) == True:
kit.stepper1.onestep(direction=stepper.FORWARD)
time.sleep(0.01)
if str(go) == "r":
while GPIO.input(18) == True:
kit.stepper1.onestep(direction=stepper.BACKWARD, style=stepper.DOUBLE)
time.sleep(0.01)
else:
print("Turn on")
p = Process(target=record_loop, args=(True,speed,timer,go))
p.start()
# print form again
form = FormForm()
return render_template('web.html', title='Web slide control', form=form)
# main loop, controls stepper and camera
def record_loop(loop_on,myspeed,mytimer,mygo):
while True:
if loop_on == True:
# test if switch hit yet, else move
print('timer' + str(mytimer))
print('speed' + str(myspeed))
time.sleep(2)
if str(mygo) == "l":
if GPIO.input(17):
print("Pin 17 is HIGH")
for i in range(myspeed):
kit.stepper1.onestep(direction=stepper.FORWARD, style=stepper.DOUBLE)
time.sleep(0.01)
kit.stepper1.release()
else:
print("Pin 17 is LOW")
if str(mygo) == "r":
if GPIO.input(18):
print("Pin 18 is HIGH")
for i in range(myspeed):
kit.stepper1.onestep(direction=stepper.BACKWARD, style=stepper.DOUBLE)
time.sleep(0.01)
kit.stepper1.release()
else:
print("Pin 18 is LOW")
time.sleep(mytimer)
subprocess.run(['/root/mycapture'])
subprocess.Popen([
"gphoto2",
"--capture-image"],stdout=subprocess.PIPE)
# Main loop
if __name__ == "__main__":
while GPIO.input(17) == True:
kit.stepper1.onestep(direction=stepper.FORWARD, style=stepper.DOUBLE)
time.sleep(0.01)
kit.stepper1.release()
p = Process(target=record_loop, args=(False,0,0,go))
p.start()
app.run(host='0.0.0.0', port=8080, debug=False)
p.join()
Other files
cat templates/web.html
{% block content %}
<h1>Slide control</h1>
<form action="/data" method = "POST">
{{ form.hidden_tag() }}
<p>
{{ form.timer.label }}<br>
{{ form.timer(size=32) }}
</p>
<p>
{{ form.speed.label }}<br>
{{ form.speed(size=32) }}
</p>
<p>
{{ form.speed.go }}<br>
{{ form.go(size=32) }}
</p>
<p>{{ form.submit() }}</p>
</form>
{% endblock %}
gphoto running from cron/python is a b*tch, had to rewrite subprocess and running from screen
Start screen @reboot, just crontab -e
# crontab entry
@reboot screen -dmS slide /usr/bin/python3 /root/control.py
A few years ago i wrote a photo manager .. again .. ( see post about my first previous photo manager )
It is a web gui to find photos in my huge photo archive.
I manually added 190k tags to 120k photos in 20+ years.
I thought wouldn’t it be nice if i can generate additional metadata using Machine Learning. A few years ago i did some testing and followed a podcast and free course about machine learning.
So today i started to implement a addition to my gui. Machine recognition tags!
It already kinda works.
Things to do :
Below a part of ML images
Command to get a thumbnail sheet with only directory names:
montage -verbose -units PixelsPerInch -density 300 -tile 7x6 -label "%d" -font Arial -pointsize 6 -background "#FFFFFF" -fill "black" -define jpeg:size=253x154 -geometry 253x154+2+2 -auto-orient */*.JPG -title "ML Thumbs" thumbsheet.jpg
Maybe, i can use debug output like below.
['lakeside, lakeshore (score = 0.47934)', 'seashore, coast, seacoast, sea-coast (score = 0.11385)', 'sandbar, sand bar (score = 0.08822)', 'breakwater, groin, groyne, mole, bulwark, seawall, jetty (score = 0.06281)', 'valley, vale (score = 0.01790)', '']
wget-ting the page only gave me flat html, but no readable links.
We need the rendered version, phantomjs wil help
wget https://bitbucket.org/ariya/phantomjs/downloads/phantomjs-2.1.1-linux-x86_64.tar.bz2
printsource.js
var system = require('system');
var page = require('webpage').create();
var url = system.args[1];
page.open(url, function () {
console.log(page.content);
phantom.exit();
});
Run phantomjs
phantomjs-2.1.1-linux-x86_64/bin/phantomjs printsource.js https://xxxxxxxx/show/xxxx > out
So now i got the rendered page, get mp3’s and titles, for this example
cat out | sed 'N;s/\n/,/' | cut -f2,7 -d\" | while read line ; do mp3=$( echo $line | cut -f1 -d\") title=$( echo $line | cut -f3 -d\> | tr -d '/<>[]]\!,;' | tr -d "'" | sed s/CDATA//g | sed s#title##g | sed s/:/-/g ) echo "$mp3 $title" wget $mp3 -O "$title.mp3" done
bash downloadscript
done
See post: https://www.henriaanstoot.nl/2014/04/10/portable-squeeze-server/
In the past i’ve used a home build Logitech Squeezebox server (as it was called then), Picore player and tried volumio.
Picore player has been sitting in my livingroom for ages, but was converted to a Node-Red Dashboard and recently Home Assistant Dashboard. (Has been a dasticz daskboard also)
Today i build another version, smaller and with a screen.
Why? .. because of being ‘offline’ or ‘offgrid’ on our holidays.
The car we are driving only has a Aux input.
Most of the installation is as mentioned on:
https://docs.picoreplayer.org/projects/add-a-display/
I edited /opt/bootsync.sh
to get /dev/sda1 mounted persistent
use pcp br after editing.
Default user/pass : tc piCore
Controlling the thing is via touch or a app on my phone using wifi hotspot.
PiCore uses below alliases
| ce | Change directory to /mnt/mmcblk0p2/tce |
| ceo | Change directory to /mnt/mmcblk0p2/tce/optional |
| m1 | Mount the boot partition /mnt/mmcblk0p1 |
| m2 | Mount the second partition /mnt/mmcblk0p2 |
| c1 | Change directory to /mnt/mmcblk0p1 |
| c2 | Change directory to /mnt/mmcblk0p2 |
| vicfg | Edit configuration file config.txt using vi |
| vicmd | Edit boot file cmdline.txt using vi |
| u1 | Unmount the boot partition /mnt/mmcblk0p1 |
| u2 | Unmount the second partition /mnt/mmcblk0p2 |
Shutting down piCore is done by cutting the power, due to everything being mounted readonly. EXEPT
When you are using LMS server installation, which uses a database.
But there is a tweak for a shutdown button.
I’m using GPIO 16 because i’ve got a screen connected.
Active LOW, means you have to connect a pushbutton/switch between GND and GPIO pin. (nearest Vcc OR Gnd)
Added: ino file 20220525
Bought a cheap table lamp a few weeks ago.
Runs on batteries and when you flip it over, it turns on or off.

I thought, when i strip this thing of its internals. I can make a wifi/mqtt enabled one.
Opening it up today, i saw a minimalistic print and a battery holder. There was a tilt switch like

Which i wanted to replace by a mercury one i bought in a bunch of sensors a few years ago.


So why go though all the trouble stripping and replacing .. so i didnt

GND and 5v to the batteries, and D4 to the tilt switch. (Measure which side you have to take!) .. I used a pull down of 3k3 ohms
Esp was flashed in the past with Easy ESP .. well lets keep that one for now.



INO version
#include <ESP8266WiFi.h>
#include <PubSubClient.h>
#include <Wire.h>
#include <Ethernet.h>
const char* ssid = "SSID";
const char* password = "PASSWORD";
const char* mqtt_server = "mqttserver";
const char* mqtt_username = "";
const char* mqtt_password = "";
const char* clientID = "wankel";
const int tiltPin = 4;
int tiltState = 0;
int previousState = 0;
WiFiClient espClient;
PubSubClient client(espClient);
void reconnect() {
while (!client.connected()) {
if (client.connect(clientID, mqtt_username, mqtt_password)) {
} else {
delay(2000);
}
}
}
void setup()
{
{
client.setServer(mqtt_server, 1883);
pinMode(tiltPin, INPUT);
}
}
void loop() {
tiltState = digitalRead(tiltPin);
if (tiltState != previousState) {
if (tiltState == HIGH) {
client.publish("onoff-wankel/wankel/State", "0"); //
} else {
client.publish("onoff-wankel/wankel/State", "1"); //
}
delay(100);
}
previousState = tiltState;
{
if (!client.connected()) {
reconnect();
}
client.loop();
}
}
Example is using my ledserver, see other post, but i intent to made a easy to configure node red panel where the to be controlled devices are preconfigured.
[
{
"id": "9ec21acaec91aecc",
"type": "mqtt in",
"z": "54f3b5b461471f2c",
"name": "",
"topic": "onoff-wankel/wankel/State",
"qos": "2",
"datatype": "auto",
"broker": "8c74c5f6.9a7a48",
"nl": false,
"rap": true,
"rh": 0,
"inputs": 0,
"x": 400,
"y": 260,
"wires": [
[
"0fe77b535517f818"
]
]
},
{
"id": "159f65f444a0d7c2",
"type": "http request",
"z": "54f3b5b461471f2c",
"name": "1 - 30 red",
"method": "GET",
"ret": "txt",
"paytoqs": "ignore",
"url": "http://ledserver:8080/range/01/30/ff0000",
"tls": "",
"persist": false,
"proxy": "",
"authType": "",
"senderr": false,
"credentials": {},
"x": 900,
"y": 280,
"wires": [
[]
]
},
{
"id": "5806fbfd0e99daab",
"type": "http request",
"z": "54f3b5b461471f2c",
"name": "1 - 30 black",
"method": "GET",
"ret": "txt",
"paytoqs": "ignore",
"url": "http://ledserver:8080/range/01/30/000000",
"tls": "",
"persist": false,
"proxy": "",
"authType": "",
"senderr": false,
"credentials": {
"user": "",
"password": ""
},
"x": 910,
"y": 220,
"wires": [
[]
]
},
{
"id": "0fe77b535517f818",
"type": "switch",
"z": "54f3b5b461471f2c",
"name": "",
"property": "payload",
"propertyType": "msg",
"rules": [
{
"t": "eq",
"v": "0",
"vt": "str"
},
{
"t": "eq",
"v": "1",
"vt": "str"
}
],
"checkall": "true",
"repair": false,
"outputs": 2,
"x": 660,
"y": 260,
"wires": [
[
"5806fbfd0e99daab"
],
[
"159f65f444a0d7c2"
]
]
},
{
"id": "8c74c5f6.9a7a48",
"type": "mqtt-broker",
"name": "mqttserver",
"broker": "mqttserver",
"port": "1883",
"clientid": "",
"usetls": false,
"compatmode": true,
"keepalive": "15",
"cleansession": true,
"birthTopic": "",
"birthQos": "0",
"birthPayload": "",
"closeTopic": "",
"closePayload": "",
"willTopic": "",
"willQos": "0",
"willPayload": ""
}
]
See post https://www.henriaanstoot.nl/2021/11/21/retropi-handheld/
My good friend Vincent gave me his Arcade setup.
Games for two players:
Games played:
In the past i came up with a hamburger that most liked.
(The computer party burger)
This one is quite cheezy, and heavy cheese, so not to everyones liking.
But we loved this “experiment”!
And indeed an experiment, i’m not a cook. I only know how to smoke meat, slowcook and so on.
The only other thing i can make which gets compliments, is a real Pasta Carbonara
Mix a lot of the cheeses and melt in the preheated oven.
Glaze the onion in olive oil and brown sugar.
Fry the mushrooms in shitake olive oil and add some balsamic vinegar.
Prepare the burgers on your BBQ, use some smoke.
(I like to put the cheese on top of the burgers the last 2 minutes or so, it will melt over the burgers and get some smoke)
Slice the burger buns in two, and put in the oven. (Sliced part down)
(until a little brown/crispy)
I’m using ZFS for my main fileserver, this pool was created over 10 years ago.
Meanwhile i’ve: Swapped broken disks, switched disks for bigger ones and effectively resized my storage 2 or 3 times. Never had any corruption.
Yesterday i say a warning that one of the disks in the pool was OFFLINE.
Today i replaced it using below command’s
Tips:
# My labels with serials fell off :(
dd if=/dev/sdb of=/dev/null -> blinky led ..
# What is the serial?
sudo hdparm -i /dev/sdb | grep Serial
Output
root@latex:~# sgdisk --replicate=/dev/sdb /dev/sda
The operation has completed successfully.
root@latex:~# sgdisk --randomize-guids /dev/sdb
The operation has completed successfully.
root@latex:~# zpool replace tank /dev/sdb
root@latex:~# zpool status
pool: tank
state: DEGRADED
status: One or more devices is currently being resilvered. The pool will
continue to function, possibly in a degraded state.
action: Wait for the resilver to complete.
scan: resilver in progress since Wed May 18 11:31:21 2022
5.64T scanned out of 14.4T at 331M/s, 7h42m to go
1.88T resilvered, 39.16% done
config:
NAME STATE READ WRITE CKSUM
tank DEGRADED 0 0 0
raidz1-0 DEGRADED 0 0 0
sda ONLINE 0 0 0
replacing-1 REMOVED 0 0 0
old REMOVED 0 0 0
sdb ONLINE 0 0 0 (resilvering)
sdc ONLINE 0 0 0
errors: No known data errors